Women aged 15-44 are more likely to be maimed or die from male violence than cancer, traffic accidents, and war combined.
When it comes to cheese, I don’t mess around.
- Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
- Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
- Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
- Snape: ...Up to something.
FIDLAR - Cocaine
Starring Nick Offerman. NSFW - Nick Offerman’s prosthetic penis.
I’d much rather have a daughter that grew up and shot me in the leg and burned my house down than some really slutty girl that ‘hates the sound of people eating bananas!’
In case you didn’t know, my dad is about that life. #Housblender #WoodfordReserve